What I learned today

1. 8 am classes are normally not the ones that you want at 8 o'clock in the morning.

2. Stacey doesn't like to take her lunches to school that she made the night before.

3. Bonjour, Je m'appelle Jenny (Hello, My name is Jenny).

4. It's cold outside

5. Bike seats are uncomfortable on your bottom

6. Knee high socks are not for working out in

7. Finding a place to live is easy

8. Chicken salad is good for lunch.

9. Stinky people don't get far in life.

10. People like it when you smack your ass.

11. When in doubt - don't do it

12. Where babies come from.... well mine will come from the stork. Something that is 10 cm in diameter is not coming out of my vagina.

13. I like lasagna

14. After getting an allergy shot - don't shower because it will swell up and itch.

15. Sveedish fishes are goood.

16. Go to bed early and get up early, so you don't oversleep and miss your class

17. Watch where you are going so you don't run into walls

18. Keep your friends close and everyone else blindfold

19. Myrtle is a diva

20. Learn 20 things a day....