Rules for Drinkin' Like a Pirate

1. You can not drink on Mondays, except between 1:30 and 3:43 and a half p.m.
2. Always carry an ID instead of an eye patch except on every fourth friday of every 3rd month (you'll be thrown out of the piratering federation).
3. DON'T forget the jar of dirt, you never know when you may need to burry something.
4. Choose Rum over everything else, including your life, but ALWAYS save the jar of dirt.
5. When in doubt plunder, pillage, and throw dirt.
6. Carry a jar of water as well.
7. Avoid fires, they can lead to the destruction of your rum.
8. Never leave behind the jar of dirt.
9. When you are bored, drink RUM.
10. Avoid fruit at all costs.
11. Cannibalism just ruins the whole drinking thing.
12. Who gives a damn about rules?
13. Go Drink RuM.
14. Lots of Rum!!
15. Rum!!
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