Important Life Lessons Everyone Should Know

1. Borrow money from pessimists because they don't expect it back.
2. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
3. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
4. Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
5. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
6. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
7. Don't drink and drive you might spill your beer.
8. If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough.
9. Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.
10. Life is Tough, get a helmet!
11. Learn from the mistakes of others, because you can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
12. Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make.
13. Best friends are the people that know all about you and are still willing to put up with you!
14. Procrastinate now, don't put it off until later.