Flipping through the television channels brought me to the Miss Universe Padgent. Didn't realize it even came on tonight. Well, there were some things that I thought were funny. Carson from the fab-5 was helping to host and during the swim suit competition, one of the girls had a wedgie situation. Jenny who was also watching made the comment, "that is something you normally check before going on stage." Well needless to say she handled it very well by using her scarf thingie. But for all of those out there who are thinking about walking around in a tight bathing suit on stage, please use plenty of butt glue before-hand. We'll name this rule #1 shall we.
Rule #2 would have to be: do not play futbol in highheels and sparklely dresses, especially in the world cup. What does this have to do with the padgent you ask? Well, it doesn't really matter.
Rule #3: When in doubt wear the shoes they wear in the Miss Universe Padgent. Forget cleats.
Rule #4: Never get to the point where if you were the first to die on a barren island, no one would be able to get any meat off of you. If you can see your spine through the skin on your stomach, you are too skinny.
Rule #5: Don't get boobs that are DD when you only weigh 100 pounds, it just doesn't look right.
Rule #6: Making People happy is not an intrest. Sorry, but pick something like sewing, or reading books.
Rule #7: Don't do what Ashley Simpson did, actually sing the music.
Rule #8: An Evening Gown normally covers more skin than it shows off. Otherwise it is called a bathing suit.
Rule #9: Looking like a mermaid isn't the new hot look. Go for something more sleek and modern.
Rule #10: At least smile like you are having fun, even if you are pissed off at the girl in front of you for copying your look. Just kick her ass after the padgent is over and steal the crown for yourself.
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