Falling Apart at the Seams...It seems

Well I am awake all of an hour and everything around me starts falling apart.... literally. The kitchen sink included. How I manage to break the toilet, kitchen light, and kitchen sink is beyond me. Nothing is working right... I'm almost afraid of touching anything in my apartment. If only Stacey was here, then I could blame some of it on her. haha. Luckily I'll be leaving for work at 3pm so then I can avoid breaking anything else before maintenance comes.